Acting

Why, when I have so many actors seemingly very keen to be in my productions, do I find myself in this situation? The Brighton show, which now opens in Cambridge next week (a week later than originally planned), now has Paul Richards in what is probably the biggest male role. These are desperate times; I've got to 'become' an actor in the space of about 10 days, with funny accents and everything. Life has taken an awkward, potentially exciting, but potentially disastrous twist...